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23 June 2007 @ 11:48 am
Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions  
Q: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?!
A: Can't you do that at Disney World?

Q: Is it raining outside?
A: Does it ever rain inside?

Q: Excuse me sir, is this the end of the line?
A: No, it's the front, we're all standing backward!

Q: Why can't you be like your brother?!
A: Just lucky I guess.

Q: So how was school today?
A: The police will fill you in.

Q: (From lady to fellow bus-rider) Isn't my baby beautiful?
A: That's a baby?

Q: (from the clerk at the store) Will there be anything else?
A: Why? Wasn't this enough?

Q: Are you gonna eat that?
A: No, I'm going to have it bronzed and put on my mantle.


p.s. nice to see this community is booming.
 
 
 
Rock N Roll Suicideallora_baciami on June 25th, 2007 06:07 am (UTC)
well if SOMEBODY didn't ditch it it'd probably be more active...=)
13th_fl_asylum on June 26th, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)
touche!